Great threesome
Music was blasting through Scott's apartment door and I had to knock
several times. Finally, Scott opened the door and held up a finger for me
to wait. He turned back into the apartment and announced, "The
entertainment's here. Get the groom ready!"
More yells from inside followed. Scott curled his finger for me to
step inside. His livingroom was full of men. Beer cans were everywhere
and an X-rated video was on the VCR. In the center of the room was a
goodlooking guy sitting in a desk chair, with his hands behind him.
Scott took my hand and led me into the room, "Gentlemen. This is the
Sex Machine. Some of you have already met her and know what I mean. The
rest of you -- well, hold on to your balls!
"Our dear friend, and groom-to-be, Gary, requested that I not get a
stripper for the party. It seems he didn't want to risk any hanky-panky
the night before his wedding. He wants to remain pure!